Well, I was going to report on the St. Paul RNC this week like I did the DNC in Denver last week, but it never quite caught my attention. Hardly anybody went (including the President and Vice-President of the United States, who are the party’s figureheads), Weather was lousy in Louisiana so the first day got put off altogether, and Fred Thompson makes me go to sleep.

But I’ve honestly gotta say, this whole Alaska Momma mooseburger beauty queen thing with Sarah Palin has me utterly and completely befoozled. Bamboozled. Conundrumated. WTF???

First thing out of the gate was that she’s been governator for less than two years, and before that was mayor of a town the same size as Wilburton, Oklahoma (where Granny lives). Then she violated military regulations and operations security by telling everybody her 18-year old son is deploying on September 11. Then she lied about her close relationship with indicted AK senator Ted Stevens and his “bridge to nowhere”, and ‘forgot’ to tell anyone that her own state Senate has her under current investigation for abuse of power. Oops.

Then she threw her pregnant 17-year old daughter under the bus to ‘prove’ the Downs Syndrome baby is really her son and not her grandson, even though just showing his birth certificate would have done the trick fine. Then she denied ever being a member of the Alaskan Independence Party, but only addressed their conventions occasionally as some sort of ‘courtesy’. Before it came out that her hubby indeed was a member of AIP – and its “plastic explosives deal gone bad” characters until 2002. Then… then…

It’s just a scandal a minute, I can’t keep up! Obviously, no one from McCain’s campaign – or the government – ever vetted Ms. Mooseburger. Well, there’s a reason for that too, now that the mainstream media’s awake and paying attention. Turns out she was vetted by James Dobson & Crew, who apparently got carte blanche from the McMansions campaign to pick the V.P. And I’m guessing the only vetting CNP did was to call her hometown preacher. Just… Wow.

So. Since I’m too fascinated by this soap opera to bother with the RNC, here’s the icing on the cake:

Via NRO, Enquirer reporting Palin Adultery

Another incredible allegation emerging from the family war is that Palin, a mother of five, had an affair with a former business associate of her fisherman husband, Todd.

“Todd discovered the affair and quickly dissolved his friendship and his business associations with the guy,” charges an enemy. “Many people in Alaska are talking about the rumor and say Todd swept it under the rug.”

Who knows if that one’s true? It *is* the Enquirer, which isn’t noted for its journalistic standards. But then again, they’re the ones who busted John Edwards, so it might be. I’m not taking any odds at this point, given how completely bizzaro this whole thing is so far.

And it’s been less than a week since we first heard of her. Just… Wow.

It has continually struck me quite odd ever since the DNC started that the also-ran got so very much nervous attention. Why so many big-wigs worried about whether she’d actually help the party’s nominee in this very important election, or whether she’d stab him in the back in a fit of leftover pique over losing what she (and the entire Republican Establishment) believed was her “rightful due.” As if OUR country, OUR leadership somehow became during the 1990s a monarchy instead of the Democratic Republic the founding fathers established.

Sure, the Bush “dynasty” did make it seem just like that monarchy, and God knows George Junior certainly has treated the position as if he has some sort of divine right to rule in flagrant disregard for what the country wants or needs. Yet that’s precisely what Democrats are running AGAINST in this election, not something Dems need to affirm when their turn comes around again. Maybe it’s a creeping mental illness, a delusional state easy to fall prey to in an era of Bush family totalitarianism. But the Clintons were better than that.

Oh, she gave a strong, spirited speech. She repeated her support for Obama and Biden several times, and came down hard on why the country absolutely doesn’t need another Bush (disguised as John McCain). But I saw no warmth, no genuine enthusiasm, and too much playing with the power she supposedly wields over a bunch of Republican plants whose jobs were to get her the nomination because that’s who the Republicans were determined to run against – because that’s who they could beat.

So I did shed a few tears for what I didn’t see last night, what I didn’t hear in her speech. The torch truly has passed, and it got passed from the last of the old dynasty – Ted Kennedy – straight to the Obamas. Skipped the Clintons completely, and yes, I suppose they’re bitter about that too. I am so sick of bitter, spoiled, rich politicians of any variety. A pox on all their houses!

Yeah, I’ll watch Bill’s speech, but it’s going to have me cringing right from the start. He can make this right if he really wants to. I get the feeling that making things right isn’t the Clinton’s true goal. That’s a shame, but politics has never been an honest game. The American people don’t need a king (or a queen). We don’t need more repression and a lower standard of living. We don’t need a savior either, so I’m hoping Obama doesn’t give in to his own hype either. I’m jaded, but probably not as jaded as Bill and Hill.

In lighter news, and related to my brief note about Dallying Dems, one of the better, most realistic sustained attacks on John McCain at the convention has been coming from Planned Parenthood, which is distributing pink condoms to the attendees labeled “Protect Yourself from John McCain” and which come in a series of 10 “fun facts” about McCain’s positions on women’s health issues. I predict these will become one of the most valuable of 2008 political memorabilia in the future, so I’ve gotta order me a set!

Posts to the DNC Series:

Stoopid Network Tricks and Dallying Dems
Assassination Plot Busted, Teddy’s Speech
Hard-Hearted Hillary Made Me Cry
Bill Is Still The Godfather

After a long, hard-fought and predictably ugly campaign for the Democratic nomination for POTUS, the Rules Committee of the RNC on Saturday did not hand Hillary Clinton what she demanded – ALL of the delegates for both Florida and Michigan. These two states had broken the rules by rescheduling their primaries to occur before “Super Tuesday,” knowing they would incur penalty and lose their seats at the convention. They did it anyway, Hillary claimed wins in both, even though Obama (and Edwards, and Richardson, etc.) weren’t even on the ballot in Michigan.

Thus as of today, June 2 on the eve of the last primary contest tomorrow, the count stands at Obama 2,071, Clinton 1,914.5. Obama needs 46 of the remaining 234 delegates, Clinton needs 202.5 of them. Which she isn’t at all likely to get, so for all intents and purposes (and barring some not-so clever coup d’etat at the convention by Bill and Hill), It’s Over.

There has been increasing buzz over the last couple of weeks that the Clintons are positioning for Vice-President on Obama’s ticket, but I predict this will quickly slide into the rain-gutter. Why would a President Obama want to have not one but TWO vice-presidents with egos so big they’d undermine his policies just to get the attention they crave? This is a bad idea, and I don’t think Obama or anyone moving and shaking in his campaign are going to fall for it.

So… what do we do with the Clintons? It’s quite obvious that their ambition, sense of entitlement and passion for divisive politics wasn’t quenched after 8 years’ worth of Vast Right Wing Conspiracy or Bimbo Eruptions. They still feel they’ve something to contribute, and we might all be better off if we go ahead and let them contribute. Here’s my ideas…

Hillary should go back to representing the State of New York in the Senate, and the moment one of the current cadre of Supreme Court justices dies or retires, she should be the first and foremost Obama nominee to that bench. With a Dem congress it should be a breeze to get her confirmed, and a lot of the folks there are themselves floating this idea of what to do with Hillary.

Think about it. She’s a very able lawyer with a strong populist streak and rich enough now not to be on the take. She’d make an excellent SCOTUS judge who could be counted upon to ask tough questions and write history-making opinions, and she’s got a strong enough personality to argue her opinions behind closed doors as well, helping to build consensus on the court. And she’d be this important historical personage for the rest of her life.

As for Bill, I say make him ambassador to the United Nations. There he could opine all day and night all he liked about all the issues that are of passionate interest to him. He’d be effective in building consensus, he’d be a tough operator not likely to be intimidated by rogue states pounding shoes on lecterns, and he could round out his life of service by negotiating treaties and pushing for peace and scolding war-mongers and such. He’d be as happy as a rich kid in a toy shop.

We’ll see within the next couple of weeks what the likely future positions of the Clintons will be in an Obama administration, so here’s my predictions. If I win, what prizes do I get?

Today is yet another primary day, as Oregon and Kentucky hit the polls and Democrats will choose between Hillary Clinton – who is expected to win Kentucky handily – and Barack Obama – who is expected to take Oregon by a goodly margin. Thereby not changing a thing in the current delegate situation and not resolving the issue of who will be the Democratic nominee against John McCain.

As it stands right now while voters in those two states vote, Obama is 110 delegates away from victory, while Clinton needs another 306 delegates. Today’s vote will diminish those “still-to-go” figures, but the ratio will remain essentially the same. And since Clinton still hasn’t figured out that America doesn’t believe it “owes” her the top job, she shows no signs of giving up on her desperate clinging to irrational hope that she can blackmail her way to the nomination via superdelegate coup d’etat. By now, of course, most Democrats are sick of the whole mess, as is just about everybody else in this wacky primary season that has lasted way, way too long.

So… what’s going on in the real world these days?

First, here’s a great photo of Myrtle Strong Enemy, a 101-year old Crow Indian (and oldest living Crow), waiting for Obama to speak in Crow Agency, Montana on Monday. When Obama was officially adopted into the Crow Nation. He was given the Crow name “One Who Helps People Throughout the Land,” which seems quite fitting. He is also the first presidential candidate ever who has visited the Crow reservation.

Another subject of interest is the 8 million Americans targeted for round-up in case of a declared National Emergency. You may ask, how can I make sure I get on that list? It’s really very easy. There’s this computer software algorithm that does all the hard work, making thinking human beings completely unnecessary to the project of designating enemies of the state. It makes judgments about targets’ behavior by tracking their associations via “social network analysis” and uses artificial intelligence tools.

The data collected includes information from banks, credit card companies and credit agencies, private data like ISPs, landline and cell phone records, your travel record, things you purchase, how much cash you withdraw from the ATM, etc. All that “domestic spying” data they say they don’t need a warrant to collect, which is collected anyway and fed into the “Main Core” database for analysis. Bragging rights all around!

Last but not least (for today), there’s the OOOH, SCARY statistic that 16% of high school science teachers neglect evolution or teach unapproved notions such as Creationism or Intelligent Design. Now, that might not be all that scary to people who recognize that public schools are such failures generally that more than 16% of American students don’t even attend at all (home schoolers plus the ~60% dropout rate in entire regions of the country), but there’s a strong scientific lobby that likes to play Chicken Little on the very idea that people are still allowed to believe things the lobby disapproves of in the US of A in the 21st century. Go figure.

At any rate, those are three items of interest and possible discussion value over dinner tonight as we all await the results of the primaries we already know the results of. Do try to avoid the temptation to throw up hands and start living in the real world. It’s an election year – we’ll have none of that! [/snark]

“There is one man who knows in his heart that it is time to create one America – not two – and that man is Barack Obama,” Edwards said at a rally in Grand Rapids, Michigan.

Things did look a little iffy recently, when some of Edwards’ campaign staff worked on behalf of Clinton prior to the North Carolina primary on May 6. Edwards is a North Carolina resident and ex-Senator for the state. Obama in turn embraced Edwards’ Half In Ten initiative to reduce poverty in the U.S. by 50% within the next ten years.

Additionally, on Thursday, May 15 Obama received the endorsement of the United Steelworkers union. This fight may soon be over, the better to take on Republican candidate John McCain in the real race to the White House. The full endorsement speech is available in the videos below, parts 1 and 2:

Part 1

Part 2

Links:
Ex-Rival Edwards Throws His Support to Obama
John Edwards: “We must come together…”
Steelworkers Endorse Obama
Half In Ten

The three registered Democrats in my household (minus Independent but not yet registered grandson who just turned 18) all voted yesterday in the basement of the First Baptist Church. Where the precinct polling place was moved 6 years ago when the train station was being refurbished (for passenger service that never materialized), and has not moved back. We took to absentee and early voting after only one trip to the Baptist basement, given that I resented the Noah’s Ark mural looking over my shoulder, the many (obviously new and for the purpose) posters reminding us of what Jesus would think and do, and absolutely hated those awful, notorious Diebold Etch-a-Sketches that threw 2004’s state races into such turmoil that Diebold was shown the border and told NEVER to return. Criminals.

They did paint over the Noah mural, and we went back to paper ballots. In a town with just two precincts and a total population of 738, it’s just not that hard to count votes. Filling in a little circle like we did in school, with a nice black Sharpee ensures me that nobody’s going to misinterpret my intent. No chads to hang, no programming to hack, just a nice black mark right there next to the name of the person I’m voting for. Cool.

We all voted for Obama. Yes, we’re white, not-quite middle class, certifiably southern. And we did actually like Bill Clinton, and tolerated his wife for all those years. Her embarrassingly negative, race-baiting campaign against Obama – along with the seriously irritating whiny quality of her voice – turned us off big time. The presidency is not something we “owe” her, but she never tired of telling us we did. Bullshit. She can earn our votes the old fashioned way or do without. Yesterday she did without.

Our state primary is so late in the campaign season that we usually don’t have anything at all to say about who will represent the party on the national level. We’ve always voted anyway, because we DO have some say over who represents us directly in DC and in Raleigh. All my favored candidates except Jim Neal were confirmed, and the lady who did win will probably show better against “The Kansan” Liz Dole anyway. Everything’s fine.

So it didn’t surprise me this morning to see Hillary once again claiming that North Carolina can’t possibly “count” as important to the process, because she didn’t win. Moreover, she claims that the Dem can’t possibly win NC in November no matter who we voted for. As if Jesse Helms and the Pig Farmer weren’t turned out on their ears years ago, as if Liz Dole somehow represents this state (she does not and never did), and as if we didn’t manage to send Chainsaw Charlie (Taylor) packing back to his slumlord tenements at long last just two years ago.

Screw you, Hillary! We can, now that Diebold isn’t stealing our votes, definitely help to elect a Democratic administration in November to begin undoing all the awful damage 8 years of BushCo gifted this nation with. The policies YOU supported, the criminal behavior YOU excused, the eugenic health care policies YOU sold to Big Pharma and the health insurance scam.

For once, we count. I believe we’re energized enough to count in November, too. Big changes need to happen, and the old guard won’t even admit there’s anything wrong. If we can begin to fix the nation without general strikes and massive demonstrations, we should do it. If not, then the government should re-think its source of power. Because we can always remind them in no uncertain terms that it belongs with We the People, not with them – supposed servants of the people (rather than corporations).

They’ve robbed us blind… again. We’ve nothing much to lose at this point, so beware. Democracy can topple the totalitarian trends of recent years in no time flat. Change will happen. We aren’t just part of it, we ARE it. Good for us!

Rich takes a refreshingly detached look at the current situation in the Presidential candidate fields on both sides of the party divide, that stupid game I like to call “Dueling Religious Bigots.” In particular, Rich dares to take on John McCain’s coveted endorsement by the right-wing religious ‘base’ wannabe spokesperson, the Reverend John Hagee. Who stars in the amazing (and highly disgusting) video below, that everyone who reads this should watch – if for no other reason than to remind you WHY Democrats very much need to win big this November…

Now, we’ve all heard over and over again ad nauseum all about the strange racial ideas of Barack Obama’s favorite black clergyman, the Reverend Jeremiah Wright. Obama has reluctantly had to distance himself and even denounce his old friend after Wright went on the warpath to destroy his parishoner’s chances at the White House to the best of his abilities. Who knows why a black preacher would want to prevent the chance that we might elect our first black president? I expect hubris is right up there with the money for that odd situation.

But who besides Rich has bothered to take a real look at Hagee’s crazy views? Why is the mainstream media harping on Wright and giving Hagee a pass? Pertinent observation from Rich…

None of this is to say that two wacky white preachers make a Wright right. It is entirely fair for any voter to weigh Mr. Obama’s long relationship with his pastor in assessing his fitness for office. It is also fair to weigh Mr. Obama’s judgment in handling this personal and political crisis as it has repeatedly boiled over. But whatever that verdict, it is disingenuous to pretend that there isn’t a double standard operating here. If we’re to judge black candidates on their most controversial associates — and how quickly, sternly and completely they disown them — we must judge white politicians by the same yardstick.

To which I say, Amen.

Hillary Clinton edged out Barack Obama in Pennsylvania’s Democratic Primary Tuesday (April 22) by ~9.5 percentage points. This was more than ten percent less than the lead Clinton held according to pollsters just a few weeks ago, which is both a result of Obama’s impressive ground game and an indication of voter backlash against Hillary’s increasingly negative campaign tactics.

This slim margin doesn’t significantly change the overall pledged delegate margin and doesn’t put Clinton in the lead. Unless she bows out on May 6 after the Indiana and North Carolina primaries, her only hope is still to stage a superdelegate coup by convincing them to vote against Democratic voters at the August convention. Which isn’t likely, given the number of superdelegates endorsing Obama.

On Tuesday 29 North Carolina state legislators endorsed Obama, who is expected to win the state by a considerable margin on May 6th. Early voting in North Carolina began last week. Indiana polling is all over the map, indicating that it’s entirely unreliable at this point. It is expected that the small gains from Pennsylvania for Clinton will be erased after the next primaries. Neither candidate will have enough pledged delegates to take the nomination on the first ballot.

The polls haven’t proven to be very accurate so far in the primary season, and there are some widely divergent results from Indiana – some have Obama ahead by 5, some have Clinton ahead by 10. Either way, she will still get through the process behind Obama. And unless her dirty tricks department can somehow find a way to crush Obama on a triviality (or she can stage the SD coup), she won’t get the nomination.

So the only remaining question in my mind for this ugly race is… How low will she go?

The truth is, a health care policy that covers everything but cancer doesn’t exactly do me a lot of good. And John McCain and I have something in common – neither one of us would be covered by his health care policy.

Of course, McCain sees no reason to change how health coverage is [not]done in this country because he says government health care is terrible. He should know, since he has enjoyed taxpayer-sponsored government health care all his life, never had to buy a policy and never got turned down for getting or being sick. Here’s the video…

Links:

Transcript: “This Week”
NYT: Before Medicare, Sticker Shock and Rejection
Politico

Luckily, the event was blocked out here in North Carolina, where early voting opened today and the crowds are already considerable. I checked my sites today on the state BoE website, where the banner now displays a running total of registrations. Democrats are running nearly 2 to 1 over Republicans, with a million and a quarter Independents.

Now, North Carolina likes to split its tickets. We consistently go for Democratic state government and my locality is solidly Dem. But for as long as I’ve lived here – yes, I’m ashamed to say I lived through the last throes of the Jesse Helms empire – NC has gong solidly Republican for President and Senate. Except when John Edwards finally took the pig farmer down, but he didn’t stay long and we ended up with Liz Dole. But from what I’ve seen, this year our millions of bitter small town and rural people just might go Dem well beyond the margin of error that allows elections to be stolen. And the Dem who will make that happen is Barack Obama. He’s going to sweep our primary, then he’s going to take the state.

Anyway, here’s a video of what Barack Obama said today in Raleigh, where he proved that Pennsylvania isn’t the only state that counts right now. Hillary and ABC have given him a significant talking point he can hammer from now ’til November – what’s wrong with American Political Discourse (and the mainstream media) in this country. Just more reasons for change!